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A WONDERFUL SOUR CHRISTMAS

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translation and subtitles: agnus
for www.gaytitulky.info

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Why that, Ulf!

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what is it After all, we agreed
that there will be no costumes.

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Yes, but... Don't worry about it.
They want to do it their way.

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I hope you don't want to do it on purpose.

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You mean my granddaughter won't be able to
see Santa on Christmas Day?

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No, but we agreed
that we will not bring any costume.

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We'll have Christmas Ham
or does it seem too heterosexual to you?

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It's their Christmas.

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If so, we'll be feeding all night
kebab and we'll keep our mouths shut.

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It will be a challenge for us.
Damn, what am I...

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Here.

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No Santa Claus?
That's why Christmas is celebrated.

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I'm going crazy.

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Cleaning. My god...

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Why do we put Do Not Disturb on our doors? It is
here Clean my room but no problem.

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Okay, but we have to leave now.
Hurry, because we are really in a hurry.

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I'm sorry, I misunderstood.
I thought it was Do Not Disturb.

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Gold! what is

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There's a cleaner here.

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I want to show you something.
Here in the bedroom.

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This bed here...

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Is something wrong with her? No... no.

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No, but... She's very, very hard.

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We can't sleep in a sleeping bag after all.

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I'll fix it, no problem. Thanks.

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How come they don't have lactose free cream?

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I promised my mom
lactose-free risotto a la Malta.

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If grandma comes in the evening, we're screwed.
That's clear.

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Look at it, honey.
It's good.

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Can I have cottage cheese instead?
I don't know.

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How do I know what kind of cottage cheese it is?
Is it lactose free cottage cheese?

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Do you have lactose free cottage cheese?
Yes, look to the left.

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Can it be used on rice a la Malta?
No, it should really be cream.

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I can't find any lactose free cream.
Don't get upset.

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So I'll take normal cream and give it to her
less there. What will it spoil?

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What is it supposed to mean: what will it spoil?
We should be careful today.

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Are you done baby? Yes, yes.

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I want to ask...
Did you clean here yesterday?

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Yes, he cleaned up.

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There were apple peels in the basket.
You shouldn't have left them there.

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I'm sorry about that.
I am very sensitive to smells.

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I don't want to be in the room
where it smells like compost.

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I didn't eat anything yesterday
just the damn apple.

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Yes, but there are enough of those husks.

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So I'm sorry,
that I'm a little angry.

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But... I'm not racist.

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I expect the same work from you,
as from a proper Swedish cleaner.

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Yes, my God... Merry Christmas.

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I'm sorry for my wife
she's not normally racist. Merry Christmas.

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Hey!

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How about that blouse?
Isn't she sexy?

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That is probably not possible!

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Like seriously, huh?

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Like a sparkling ball for the tree!
A glitter ball? No, you sparkly bastard!

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It doesn't matter. We are in a hurry.

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This is quite depressing.
It looks like a tent.

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That's good for today.

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I'm so nervous. Take it easy.

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I'm going to make a fool of myself!
It'll be good, I promise.

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Who are you actually dressing for?
For me or your ex?

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Alone for myself.

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So that's you, what this year
do you deliver food for Christmas dinner?

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We're not from here. I see.

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It smells good. Really?

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what is it Take a look.

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Is that an eel? No, dolmades.

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what is it Greek food.

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Ah... are you from Greece?
My dad is from there.

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Interestingly.

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Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you too, little friend.

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Do you need help?
Thanks! You will probably have a rich income this year.

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Hi! Hello, hello!

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Grandma, please...
Are you drinking champagne yet?

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It's Christmas Day, old lady.
It's a long day to get drunk.

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Maybe I'm a little ahead of myself.

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It's not that often, we go there
so once every three years.

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Have you been to Greece? No, never.

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Too bad, it would be great.

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Shall we go then?

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when will dad come
Don't worry, Ebba. He is working today.

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Why? It's just the way it is.

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Thank God.
It's amazing that he has a job.

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can you marry grandma
Come with me, grandma.

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I think we could really have this year
a beautiful and unusual Christmas.

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You could say we should have
a real gay christmas.

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Damn! Hey!

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Are you celebrating by bike today?
We are going to buy a car.

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When we have a green Christmas,
we can take the opportunity to drive green.

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Maybe you should emulate that.
Burn some calories.

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No, damn it. I'd rather take a car.
Yes, we see.

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He'll be in disguise, like Santa, right?

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It is important that you arrive by seven,
it's a surprise after all.

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No worries.
Do you have anything else today?

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No, Annika and I have nothing today.
The children and grandchildren will not arrive until tomorrow.

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Tonight we will enjoy peace and quiet.

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That sounds good.

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Thanks a lot!

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I'll just come to get the car.
will you drive

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Yes, I will drive.
And will you be sober?

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Yes, I will be sober.
Only idiots are sober on Christmas Day.

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Wait here, I'll go get the car.
Ulf, dear!

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Ebba! Be careful!

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Oh my God, Ebba...

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Sorry! Hopefully it's not that bad.
It's still edible.

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No, dolmades are fine.
Do you think?

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Yeah, sure. So you can marry.

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I guess we can make do with Christmas ham.
What do you think, Ebba?

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Come on girls!

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So Merry Christmas. You too.

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Let's go, Ebba.

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There is no parking here.
will you help mom

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Close the door!

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They are already here! Your family is here.
I saw them park.

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How come they are always here so early?
And isn't that good?

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Go to them and say
that we are done.

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I can't wear this!

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He can do with clothes. I think the two of us
we will be the best Christmas present.

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I love you, Simon. Me too you.

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What is it supposed to be? Yes, what the…

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That's not a house, that's an incubator.
But, Ulf... They're just renovating it a bit.

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Oscar didn't say he did
it is a renovation object.

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Didn't he say that?
No, but you said it now.

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No, I didn't say that. what do you see

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What the hell is that?
It looks like an incubator.

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Ulf! This way.

128
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God... Don't push me!

129
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Grandpa, the tunnel! Is it a tunnel, grandma?

130
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How did they find this...
honey what are you doing

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Can someone help me?
Take care of your mother.

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I have both hands full! me too

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I'll take her!
There are no doors here.

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That's a really nice welcome.
Watch out for those things.

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What the hell is...?

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Ebba! Hurry up, you'll see something.
This is something for you.

137
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Santa Claus! Run away.

138
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Reindeer!

139
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Oscar doesn't even like Christmas.
He always liked to do it.

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Did he like to do? That's perverted!
Maybe Simon did.

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He is interested in interior design.

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What he invented
it's like the most horrible carnival.

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Ebba! Come on honey.

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I'm so glad you're here.
Hi.

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Do you want me to take your scarf, GunBritt?
No, I'll keep it.

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You can wear slippers.

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We don't usually use this door,
but the others are wrapped.

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Yes, we saw that.
Check out the Christmas tree!

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It's nice to walk through the garden.
We worked on the Christmas spirit.

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There is no snow.
You really did...

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Ebba was thrilled... I guess
you will wonder what the electricity bill will be like.

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It's a beautiful house, Oscar.
Yes, it is. We bought it as stubble.

153
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It's a legacy. Legacy?

154
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Yes, there lived an aunt...
Hello. GunBritt.

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But she died. Interestingly.

156
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You know Simon.
Don't you remember the summer solstice?

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You'll remember that, won't you, Grandma?
So you are the same friend?

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Yes, thank god. Come sit down
to the chair, to relieve my legs a little.

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A house like stubble? what is it
Buying everything in total when someone dies.

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All in all?
They should have just bought a house!

161
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That's my heart. Yes, I understand.

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What about the chair?

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Come on mom.

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Well, my God!

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What is grandpa doing?
I really don't know.

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I think she's just a little nervous.

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Such things!
Yeah, we bought it furnished.

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She had no family, only a grandson in the United
states that wanted to get rid of everything.

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So we got it cheap.
What is cheap?

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Now get it out of your head.
But it's an important question, isn't it?

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Ulf!

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But the intention is that we will replace the furniture
our own, bit by bit.

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Hello everyone, I'm Cissi.
This is Cissi.

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She is a very close friend of ours.

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Will she spend Christmas with us?
Yes, they will spend.

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Well, that's nice.

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Hi.
Hi. I'm Oscar's older sister.

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And you must be Ebba.

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Monica. Hi.

180
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This is Ulf. Hi.

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This is for Simon. Thanks.

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This is GunBritt. Good morning.

183
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I see you're expecting a raise.

184
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yes exactly
we have a little one here.

185
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Why are you here so soon?
We were supposed to be here at one.

186
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No, at half past two.

187
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I thought we could help
with the final preparations.

188
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No need, everything is done.

189
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The lights on the table are off.
No, I wanted to turn them on later.

190
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Until half past two when you were supposed to come.
I'll turn them on before Simon's parents arrive.

191
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I'm going to look in the kitchen
if I'm not needed there.

192
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Are you telling me this is my house too?
We let them settle.

193
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We'll get to that.

194
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Should I serve mulled wine?
Shouldn't we heat it up a bit?

195
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No, I'll do it in half
the second when the others come.

196
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Yeah, we'll wait.
Do you want me to prepare the gingerbread?

197
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Come on, mom.

198
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Sit here and be still.

199
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Now we're the ones doing Christmas.
Thank you, honey.

200
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It's actually a nice little bit
sit back and avoid the mess.

201
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I'll be happy to show you here, Ulf.
Yes, yes...

202
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how is dad
It's going well. He...

203
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It is very strange that I was not allowed
bring no food.

204
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Nobody makes herring salad like I do.

205
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That's why the rope is here.
We didn't want to be here. Please.

206
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Since we had to buy
furnished house, we got rid of a lot of things.

207
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Some furniture is still useful.

208
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We haven't cleaned up here yet.

209
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The woman used it as a warehouse.

210
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Is Simon Oscar's wife?
No, they are not married.

211
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Simon is Oscar's friend.

212
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They are both boys, but they like each other
like mom and dad.

213
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And who will have the dress when they get married?

214
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I'm sure they'll argue about it.
No, they won't.

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I hope he understands
because then it will be great.

216
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Why would they wear clothes?
I don't know, I don't know.

217
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We don't even know if they will get married.

218
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But if they want that, that's fine.

219
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They'll probably want a tuxedo.
That's good, isn't it?

220
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If they want something else, that's fine.

221
00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:13,958
They will probably wear a tailcoat or a tie.
Yes, they are men.

222
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It's weird that we're talking about it.

223
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I will have a dress when I get married.

224
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Here's the bedroom if you want to take a look.

225
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A bed is one of the few things we have here.

226
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:33,041
It feels good to have your own…

227
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the bed.

228
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:42,958
We will wallpaper with William Morris.
And which one of you is a craftsman?

229
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I think it's both.
Well, we'll get some help from our buddy Jonas.

230
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Gardella?

231
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No, our friend Jonas
is an expert in wallpapering.

232
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There are so many gays these days, so
more than one person can have the same first name.

233
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The woman who lived here
she had a lot of fans.

234
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:13,803
We are thinking of leaving it at that.
I think there is mold in here.

235
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:20,250
In the house.
Moisture, mold. I can feel it.

236
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:24,375
Kick me! Yes, sometimes I do.

237
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,666
And who is dad? But Ebba!

238
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:33,375
Yeah, that's a bit complicated.
My dad is working today.

239
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,750
Really? Yes.

240
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:38,625
It can sometimes happen with dads
be a bit complicated.

241
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:44,416
Honestly, mom.
Does he work on Christmas Day? What happened?

242
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:48,187
It's nothing we care about
they should have spoken. Nothing happened.

243
00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:53,708
You said Jacob was coming.
Now he works instead.

244
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:57,238
What about Sofia?
She is a little sad.

245
00:19:57,318 --> 00:20:00,670
That's why we shouldn't talk about it.

246
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:07,843
A few weeks ago we had Anticimex here.

247
00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:12,833
Check if here
there are no pests.

248
00:20:12,916 --> 00:20:16,166
Pests? It's leaking...

249
00:20:16,462 --> 00:20:20,416
The house is inspected, right?
Yes. Essentially.

250
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:29,166
And what is there?
We won't go there, it's a mess.

251
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,651
Another room out of commission, yes?

252
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,958
are you ok Good?

253
00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:49,250
You're doing shoulders.

254
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:55,125
I don't. The engine pump is worn.
The compressor in your heat pump.

255
00:20:55,208 --> 00:21:01,375
Well, obviously you have to fix it.
But what the hell?

256
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:06,000
That car has been there since the Stone Age.

257
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:12,750
It's just a piece of scrap.
Scrap? This is a Saab 96.

258
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:16,916
Model year 1964. And a GT!

259
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:22,208
Those who had this car, as well
my father, they said that the Saab 96 Sport...

260
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:25,833
is a symbol of Swedish industrial development!

261
00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:31,458
Well, good news. Maybe we'll get more
when we sell it.

262
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:35,083
Will you sell the car?
It should be renovated!

263
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:38,520
It should work...
You are crazy!

264
00:21:45,281 --> 00:21:49,041
But this is not very practical, Oscar.

265
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:52,458
It can... Oh my God!

266
00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:56,125
Now I see it has wheels!

267
00:21:56,208 --> 00:22:01,583
That's really clever!
Almost like a changing table.

268
00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:07,333
You can have diapers here.
Cissi would come in handy now that she's expecting a baby.

269
00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:12,708
This is Cissi.
Seriously? So why is it here?

270
00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:19,734
Have you seen the house yet, dad?
Yes, unfortunately.

271
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:28,625
what was
Heat pump. It should be replaced.

272
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:36,000
Such a cozy house.
Yes, but it has its ups and downs.

273
00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:40,916
We're going to renovate it, Dad.
We haven't had time to do all that for three weeks.

274
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,791
It will cost a lot.
How's your writing going?

275
00:22:45,203 --> 00:22:51,461
Yeah, thanks, that's fine. It will be done.
I read a little bit and it looks good.

276
00:22:51,541 --> 00:22:55,125
Are you writing a new book?
No, it's the same one.

277
00:22:56,177 --> 00:23:01,458
But I feel like the characters come alive
and got their own votes.

278
00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:03,375
What are they saying?

279
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:10,916
But Ulf! You have a stain on your shirt.
do i have

280
00:23:11,645 --> 00:23:16,105
What is that pregnant girl doing here?
who is that What does he want here?

281
00:23:16,185 --> 00:23:22,416
A house in this area is not free,
even if it looks like a shitty shack.

282
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:28,875
He didn't pay for the house himself, did he?
Simon is much better off financially.

283
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:33,916
Simon said the house is basically
checked. What does he mean?

284
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,300
Essentially? What did they pay for the house?

285
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:42,333
There is no stain here.
So why are you bringing me here?

286
00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:45,625
Calm down. What did they pay for the house?

287
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:49,416
Be calm. Let it be. Leave it.

288
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:53,958
He's not our baby boy anymore
he grew up and became a man.

289
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:58,916
Man? Yes, you have to accept it.

290
00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:05,063
This is my dad Miltiadis
and my brother Alex.

291
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:11,532
my god is that you
Do you know each other?

292
00:24:11,612 --> 00:24:15,041
Yes, we have met before. I see.

293
00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:17,916
Tjena. Hey.

294
00:24:18,182 --> 00:24:21,750
That's... We're staying at the Grand Hotel.

295
00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:27,541
Your father and I had the honor
meet him as...

296
00:24:28,391 --> 00:24:33,791
Yes, what is it called? Cleaner.

297
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:37,376
That's right, cleaner.
That's what it's called.

298
00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:42,566
i feel so sorry for you
because you are so underpaid.

299
00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:47,449
Now you work at the Grand,
so it's probably ok.

300
00:24:49,562 --> 00:24:55,166
Well, I'll go get some mulled wine.
Time for some alcohol.

301
00:24:55,506 --> 00:24:56,635
Well yes...

302
00:24:58,514 --> 00:25:01,458
That was my mom.
This is my dad Ulf.

303
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,123
We've met before. Miltiadis.

304
00:25:05,870 --> 00:25:09,250
This is my older sister Sofia.
I'm glad. Sofia.

305
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:14,291
Miltiadis. I'm glad.
Well, hello! We've seen each other before.

306
00:25:14,650 --> 00:25:16,708
Really? Yes.

307
00:25:16,957 --> 00:25:18,145
Cissi!

308
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:20,590
Hi Milla!

309
00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:23,972
I'm glad to see you here.
me too

310
00:25:24,052 --> 00:25:27,849
You got fat!
Simon didn't tell me you were expecting a baby.

311
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,418
And here sits a little troll child.

312
00:25:33,105 --> 00:25:37,749
Dad. Say hello to GunBritt, Dad.
hello

313
00:25:38,868 --> 00:25:41,166
I'm glad. Me too.

314
00:25:41,437 --> 00:25:44,041
Dad... Sure! Merry Christmas!

315
00:25:44,272 --> 00:25:48,875
Your favorite food, pappas dolmades.
Yes, I can see that. Pappas dolmades

316
00:25:49,357 --> 00:25:54,666
I told you not to wear anything.
It didn't work.

317
00:25:54,906 --> 00:25:58,361
You were up all night.
What is he talking about?

318
00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:05,291
I'll taste them anyway.
Thanks, Miltiadis. It sure is delicious.

319
00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:08,988
It should have been five minutes.
We've been walking for a quarter of an hour.

320
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:12,872
I'm just following the GPS.
We sure missed that house.

321
00:26:12,952 --> 00:26:14,670
Don't yell at me. We'll go this way.

322
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:17,333
You're yelling at me. Not at all.

323
00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:21,125
We're going this way.
Oh my god, I should have called a taxi.

324
00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:26,791
Wait, wait. It's here.
But my legs!

325
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,708
Damn it hurts!
Do you want me to carry you on my back?

326
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:33,708
Do you want me to carry you?
No, no way.

327
00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:36,588
Has mom arrived yet? No, not yet.

328
00:26:37,437 --> 00:26:39,666
Will he come? Yes, he will come.

329
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:45,041
This is Nockeby Church Street.
It should be here on the right.

330
00:26:45,545 --> 00:26:49,708
Haven't we seen this house before?
I don't know, I don't know.

331
00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:52,833
No, here on the right.

332
00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:56,541
That was a bit silly before.
What do you mean, that?

333
00:26:56,625 --> 00:27:00,375
At the hotel.
Oscar said you were a teacher.

334
00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:05,666
Yes, I am, but after a divorce
I was not satisfied.

335
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:09,808
I was not a good teacher.
But no, that's a shame.

336
00:27:09,888 --> 00:27:15,541
I couldn't eat, sleep, work.
couldn't you eat

337
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:21,885
I needed to connect with someone who
I met when I came to Sweden.

338
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,083
That's why I also run a stand with a friend.

339
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:32,375
When I don't have my son Alex...
We had him in shared custody and stuff.

340
00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:34,597
Then I drove a taxi at night.

341
00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:38,583
Are you a lawyer in Alingså?
No, no.

342
00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:42,708
I am a prosecutor at
Court of Appeal in Gothenburg.

343
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:47,625
We live in Alingså, in the countryside.

344
00:27:48,103 --> 00:27:50,687
So you only have one job. Yes.

345
00:27:52,743 --> 00:27:56,099
Then you might need it
a little more than me, right?

346
00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,578
Merry Christmas.

347
00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,875
It's not... Beautiful!

348
00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:09,757
Yes, it's really beautiful.
Hurry up, we're running late.

349
00:28:09,837 --> 00:28:13,750
I thought Simon didn't like Christmas.
I don't either. Come on.

350
00:28:13,833 --> 00:28:18,475
SANTO, STOP HERE
Let's take a selfie, baby!

351
00:28:18,555 --> 00:28:20,625
Hello, is anyone here?

352
00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:25,000
Hi! Customs. You are probably Ulf.

353
00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:29,041
It's so beautiful and wonderful
that we meet like this. Beautiful garden!

354
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:33,708
What the boys did, absolutely incredible!
And what a big house!

355
00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:39,166
Hello, good day! I found it here
on the abandoned man's bench.

356
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,083
What are we going to do with him?

357
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:46,333
Hello baby! I didn't see you
two days already! I wanted you so badly...

358
00:28:46,416 --> 00:28:50,166
Hi Milla. how are you Great.

359
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:55,916
Darling, what the hell have you done?
in the garden? This is crazy!

360
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,125
Hello baby girl!
I think your name is Ebba.

361
00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:06,333
Hi. You are GunBritt.
I did my homework.

362
00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:13,416
Here's the nicest guy in town.
Merry Christmas! You have an amazing house!

363
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:16,875
Nice to finally meet you.

364
00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:23,625
They have been together for so long and for the first time
see you on christmas day

365
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:27,625
I love you! But what a beautiful house you have!

366
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:36,041
God, Cissi! Darling!

367
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:39,375
what are you doing here
how come you are here

368
00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:44,958
Cissi and Simon are childhood friends.
Gold! What's wrong with your stomach?

369
00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:51,750
Why didn't you tell me anything?
Yes, why not?

370
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:55,875
When will you give birth? Today?
I hope not.

371
00:29:55,958 --> 00:30:00,125
Actually we already celebrated Christmas
do you remember

372
00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:04,500
I think twice. Where did we live?
Cherry road.

373
00:30:04,583 --> 00:30:07,000
In Farsta. But...

374
00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:13,541
Yes, dear.
You lived next door.

375
00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:17,875
As we sat and unpacked
Christmas presents, the bell rang.

376
00:30:17,958 --> 00:30:20,875
"Hi, is Simon coming to play?"

377
00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:25,208
“But honey, it's Christmas Day!
Shouldn't you be unwrapping presents?'

378
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:29,625
"Is it Christmas Day?
But I just wanted to…”

379
00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:33,833
This is my mom, Carine.
Merry Christmas!

380
00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:41,791
Here's her... Her..?

381
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:49,916
So it's not yours...?
No, it's our common one.

382
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:55,250
But... This is my friend, Rami.

383
00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:58,541
Rami! Merry Christmas!

384
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:02,291
Tjena. how are you Pretty good.

385
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:04,166
They love each other like crazy.

386
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:08,708
Hey man! Nice suit! Thanks.

387
00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:12,791
Did you know it was coming? No.

388
00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:15,708
Oscar!
You could have said something when you knew…

389
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:19,708
Hello, girl! how are you
Cool. what about you

390
00:31:19,791 --> 00:31:22,291
Okay. Hey, hey!

391
00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:27,083
Here we have a baby!
Hi Rami. I'm Cissi.

392
00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:31,525
I'm glad.
Tjena, you queen! Are you doing well?

393
00:31:31,605 --> 00:31:33,666
Milla. Yes.

394
00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:39,125
Now that we've all met
we will tell you why we are here.

395
00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:41,291
To celebrate Christmas.

396
00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:46,958
As you know, the first time in a long time
we celebrate Christmas at home.

397
00:31:47,041 --> 00:31:50,333
That's so nice!

398
00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:54,833
Rami has a surprise.
He cooked all night.

399
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:59,336
It is a stew called sherbak.

400
00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:03,750
Shorbat samak. Lebanese fish stew,
really sharp.

401
00:32:05,167 --> 00:32:08,583
Merry Christmas.
Thank you very much. It looks good.

402
00:32:09,436 --> 00:32:14,375
It's for a picnic.
You could have brought something too, Monica.

403
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:20,625
Oscar... What would we bring?
But this is an unexpected surprise.

404
00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:23,941
If I had known, I could have
bring the meatballs.

405
00:32:24,021 --> 00:32:26,875
We'll have some mulled wine in a moment.

406
00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:31,168
Then you can go out when you want
within three hours, then there will be a supply.

407
00:32:31,248 --> 00:32:35,958
And then we prepared a classic
Christmas dinner, Grandma.

408
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:40,125
With everything it should be and more...

409
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:45,666
Shorbat samak. Tjorven?

410
00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:50,958
And dad's dolmades.
Did you make dolmades?

411
00:32:51,306 --> 00:32:55,000
Yes, with Alex.</b> What?

412
00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:58,750
We didn't cook at my place, but at my dad's.

413
00:32:58,830 --> 00:33:01,833
I didn't do that. Okay.

414
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:05,250
When will Santa come? That will be seen.

415
00:33:07,741 --> 00:33:12,000
Simon and Oscar, you can
to the kitchen for a while?

416
00:33:12,831 --> 00:33:19,958
Simon! We got it right
that we will eat only after Kačer?

417
00:33:20,515 --> 00:33:22,375
Yes, but we have tangerines and walnuts.

418
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:27,750
I told Rami that we will eat soon,
so we didn't have breakfast.

419
00:33:28,387 --> 00:33:32,958
We always eat before serving.
We usually only then.

420
00:33:33,041 --> 00:33:36,375
It doesn't matter, just do it
as you wish.

421
00:33:36,634 --> 00:33:41,833
We eat before and after.
We just eat all the time.

422
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:45,375
But we didn't even have breakfast.

423
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:49,166
We usually make it
but maybe we're a little weird.

424
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:52,041
This is perfectly normal in this house.

425
00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:57,875
It doesn't indicate anything!
So we can't start!

426
00:33:57,958 --> 00:33:59,166
Why not?

427
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:04,000
Anyone else hungry?
I think Alex is hungry.

428
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:07,125
He can handle it. He won't die.

429
00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:13,000
Shouldn't we eat before Kačer?
We had a great breakfast at the hotel.

430
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:16,625
Yes, at the Grand Hotel.
Mill, you...

431
00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:24,625
Maybe a piece of herring.
Then we can have ham and meatballs.

432
00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:28,151
Let's have herring first.
Does everyone really want to see The Duck?

433
00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:33,041
What? What did he say?

434
00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:38,166
Does everyone really want to see The Duck?
There was no Christmas without the Duck.

435
00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:40,467
So here it is.

436
00:34:40,547 --> 00:34:44,541
I want to see the Duck.
Yes, you and I want to see the Duck.

437
00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:48,109
Why don't we get something small?

438
00:34:48,189 --> 00:34:52,291
Like a sandwich or a hot dog.
I don't eat hot dogs.

439
00:34:52,555 --> 00:34:56,791
I know not.
So why are you talking about it?

440
00:34:56,875 --> 00:35:03,208
We did not prepare a hot dog.
In that case...

441
00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:10,083
As Ulf said, we can have herring.
I go to the kitchen and prepare it.

442
00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:12,875
So are you a vegetarian?

443
00:35:13,347 --> 00:35:14,958
I am a Muslim.

444
00:35:17,179 --> 00:35:22,189
Most of our parents agreed
that we'll have herring before there's Donald Duck.

445
00:35:22,446 --> 00:35:28,250
We don't have boiled potatoes.
Well, that's it.

446
00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,041
Take it easy, Simon!

447
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:34,041
Give them a ham sandwich.
Rami doesn't eat ham.

448
00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:36,219
Is he a vegetarian? He is a Muslim.

449
00:35:36,299 --> 00:35:39,922
Then you have to take out the ham.
When did you want to tell me?

450
00:35:46,982 --> 00:35:49,517
Probably in the spring if you ask.

451
00:35:50,051 --> 00:35:52,220
And at what time, huh?

452
00:35:52,785 --> 00:35:58,784
On Santorini, tourists ride a donkey,
to get to the city.

453
00:35:58,864 --> 00:36:03,458
I know, I've been there.
But it's been a long time.

454
00:36:05,843 --> 00:36:10,625
Honey, I'll have that sandwich.
Take it too.

455
00:36:10,708 --> 00:36:17,458
I stood there waiting for the donkey,
Together with beautiful girls.

456
00:36:18,121 --> 00:36:21,843
I didn't know then that the most beautiful
one of them will be mine.

457
00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:24,160
But dad... What is it?

458
00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:28,190
No man can forget
when he first meets Carina.

459
00:36:29,595 --> 00:36:33,750
I just get it, Mill.
My name is Miltiadis.

460
00:36:34,308 --> 00:36:38,466
Okay, "Militiladisi". Milt...

461
00:36:38,546 --> 00:36:42,250
Did you have a donkey? I love donkeys.

462
00:36:42,972 --> 00:36:46,298
I had a donkey
before I left for Sweden.

463
00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:51,833
Now I have two amazing boys.
Alex and Simon.

464
00:36:51,916 --> 00:36:56,041
So please...
Alex, mommy's cuddly toy.

465
00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:58,958
But Alex...

466
00:36:59,041 --> 00:37:05,375
You don't want to hear that you're mommy's cuddly toy
It was the same with Oscar.

467
00:37:05,555 --> 00:37:10,555
I love Greece. We were there as a whole family
when Oscar and I were still little.

468
00:37:11,199 --> 00:37:15,833
It was like going to heaven.
Heavens, I don't know.

469
00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:21,583
A place on the beach with drunk Swedes,
who read silly detective stories.

470
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:26,674
Then I'd rather go to hell
where I can at least meet mom and dad.

471
00:37:27,229 --> 00:37:31,333
Are your parents in hell?
What did he say?

472
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,833
If your parents are in hell.

473
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:38,708
No, they are in heaven, at least I hope so.

474
00:37:38,891 --> 00:37:42,291
If there is any, that is.

475
00:37:42,882 --> 00:37:48,208
yes you can think about it
if there is heaven or not.

476
00:37:48,525 --> 00:37:53,916
You might wonder.
You can definitely do it.

477
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,500
It's mulled wine time!
Wow, oh!

478
00:37:57,583 --> 00:38:00,891
I hope you enjoyed it.
It was excellent.

479
00:38:00,971 --> 00:38:04,170
Really. It's a great start
Merry Christmas this year.

480
00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:08,208
Grandma said it was going to be a gay Christmas.

481
00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:11,750
I really didn't say that!

482
00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:17,174
I meant to say that I thought...

483
00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:21,750
It's okay, mom.
You could say it's a gay Christmas.

484
00:38:21,830 --> 00:38:26,750
That sounds very good, it will
more fun than traditional Christmas.

485
00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:30,583
At least we made the welder ourselves.

486
00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:35,791
It is much better than bought.
We put orange peel in there and...

487
00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:40,580
Ground ginger, cinnamon,
cloves and a little bit of everything.

488
00:38:40,778 --> 00:38:45,166
Here's hot lemonade for Cissi and the kids.
I'll have some lemonade too.

489
00:38:45,441 --> 00:38:49,250
I will spend Christmas with my son
for the first time in three years.

490
00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:52,480
You have to be in the right mood.

491
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,750
Let's have some mulled wine
and we'll have a nicer Christmas soon.

492
00:38:56,985 --> 00:38:58,866
No, mom. Ulf!

493
00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:04,541
You will not drive. Let's have a drink.

494
00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:08,583
That's a real welder. Thanks.

495
00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:11,000
A real welder? No.

496
00:39:11,341 --> 00:39:12,750
It does not matter.

497
00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:15,044
I think it's about time.

498
00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:17,791
Don't you want to say it already?

499
00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:20,000
You said you'd tell everyone...

500
00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:24,458
Okay, listen, me and Oscar want to...

501
00:39:24,541 --> 00:39:29,625
So, everyone.
I would like to say a few words...

502
00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:35,084
Not now, Grandpa will speak.
You're a donkey, grandpa.

503
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:39,833
Sit next to mom
and grandma will take care of the donkey.

504
00:39:40,223 --> 00:39:44,333
As Oskar's father, I think

505
00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:50,000
that it's really great when everyone
we have the opportunity to meet like this.

506
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:54,416
Simon and Oscar have known each other for some time.

507
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,541
Three years.

508
00:39:56,625 --> 00:40:02,125
Me and Monica almost gave up hope
that we will celebrate Christmas with our son.

509
00:40:04,232 --> 00:40:11,041
That's why it's great to be here with you.

510
00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:17,331
So I just want to say: Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

511
00:40:18,173 --> 00:40:23,332
I would like to add that it is nice to see
that you are doing so well.

512
00:40:23,978 --> 00:40:30,500
A new house and my beloved Simon
opened a dental office.

513
00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:35,859
And Oscar's book will be here
soon, that's not bad.

514
00:40:35,939 --> 00:40:43,057
Oscar, it takes courage to get out
from school and follow the voice of your heart.

515
00:40:43,711 --> 00:40:48,458
Especially if you have excellent grades.
That's why he's a good writer.

516
00:40:49,916 --> 00:40:55,791
At least he has something to lean on
when it doesn't go as you imagined.

517
00:40:55,875 --> 00:41:00,125
Otherwise there is also Simon,
to support him.

518
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:06,041
To Oscar and Simon!
To Simon and Oscar!

519
00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,416
For the whole family!

520
00:41:08,859 --> 00:41:13,541
Mom, it's me. I just wanted you to
wish you a merry christmas

521
00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:19,333
You can reach me on my mobile
if you want kiss, hello

522
00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:30,000
I will always love you.
can you hear me

523
00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:35,375
I know it's a little messy right now

524
00:41:35,723 --> 00:41:39,166
but I can promise you that I will be you
always love

525
00:41:56,811 --> 00:41:59,125
Put the phone down.

526
00:41:59,208 --> 00:42:02,291
He is on the phone 24 hours a day.

527
00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:05,458
That's social media.

528
00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:09,939
This is where it really is
something is happening.

529
00:42:10,019 --> 00:42:13,500
But there is much more going on here and now.
Don't be so sure.

530
00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:16,458
Could you be quiet now?

531
00:42:16,541 --> 00:42:21,083
I'll be your Christmas guide
we will walk hand in hand in the evening.</i>

532
00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:23,500
<i>Welcome to the winter wonderland.</i>

533
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:27,166
Do you have Facebook? Is it fun?
It's ok.

534
00:42:27,367 --> 00:42:31,125
I have Instagram.
Ulf calls it...

535
00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:35,541
Asocial networks.
That's actually true.

536
00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:38,083
Be quiet, she's lighting a candle now.

537
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:42,031
<i>A candle that burns out
and lights up the darkness.</i>

538
00:42:42,724 --> 00:42:49,179
<i>That will bring joy to us all
in that harsh and chaotic world.</i>

539
00:42:58,277 --> 00:43:02,375
<i>And now, friends, it's time to
what we are all waiting for.</i>

540
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:09,060
<i>It's three o'clock and Donald Duck and his
friends wish everyone a Merry Christmas.</i>

541
00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:25,875
Hello. You scared me.

542
00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:28,000
I didn't mean to scare you.

543
00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:31,833
you should be more careful
when we have you pregnant here.

544
00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:36,958
How much should it be?
The second of January, they said.

545
00:43:37,038 --> 00:43:42,291
It will be a great start to the year.
You are right. Do you want to help with something?

546
00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:46,120
No, I don't think so. You shouldn't
look at Donald?

547
00:43:46,427 --> 00:43:50,833
No, I'm a little afraid of him.
Especially bull Ferdinand.

548
00:43:50,913 --> 00:43:54,714
He is the best.
And very lonely.

549
00:43:55,388 --> 00:44:02,541
I understand that. Put caps on the sprites.
This is beautiful! Did you do that?

550
00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:04,625
Yes, I like to forge things.

551
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:07,833
We have come to help you.

552
00:44:07,916 --> 00:44:11,341
What kind of cute little sprites do we have here?

553
00:44:11,421 --> 00:44:14,708
Would you like a glass of wine? Yes, I'd love to.

554
00:44:14,791 --> 00:44:18,958
That you're going to have a baby is crazy.
But gorgeous.

555
00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:23,000
Beautiful? Nothing in my body
doesn't work anymore.

556
00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:29,750
When I go to pee, I fart.
If I fart a little, I throw up.

557
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:33,833
We've all been through that.
Over to you, Monica.

558
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:37,875
Don't think it's gonna get better
because you are 50

559
00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:40,125
With the farting, I mean.

560
00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:44,583
It is important to find courage
and start exercising

561
00:44:44,666 --> 00:44:47,958
To begin with, exercise the pelvic floor.

562
00:44:48,041 --> 00:44:53,375
All that is needed for this
so that you don't go around and fart all the time.

563
00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,000
are you farting

564
00:44:55,083 --> 00:45:00,208
Yes, if I'm honest.
Me only when I jump on the trampoline.

565
00:45:00,291 --> 00:45:03,458
I'm going to look in the kitchen.
See you later.

566
00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:10,416
It certainly won't be with childbirth
no problem.

567
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:14,291
Hey there you are.
We're talking about childbirth right now.

568
00:45:14,375 --> 00:45:18,958
That shouldn't be a problem. Neither
there was no problem with you Simon.

569
00:45:19,041 --> 00:45:23,458
But Oscar really was
a boy who farts a lot.

570
00:45:23,541 --> 00:45:29,208
Ebba, is that your name?
Sure, he's looking at this.

571
00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:33,083
Take it easy. What is it?

572
00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:42,750
When I see you standing like this...
You are so beautiful.

573
00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:47,958
Simon and Cissi, I said so.
Don't say anything anymore.

574
00:45:48,041 --> 00:45:52,833
No, I'm not going to tell you anything about gifts.
I like to give it to him.

575
00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:56,958
He was always nice and you are
they were kind to each other.

576
00:45:57,041 --> 00:46:00,791
Cissi who lived in...
That's a sad story too.

577
00:46:00,875 --> 00:46:04,708
No, Cissi is very strong.

578
00:46:04,791 --> 00:46:08,041
I am so touched that you are pregnant.

579
00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:11,416
I feel like you are my daughter.

580
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:17,083
But I'm so curious
isn't dad in that photo?

581
00:46:18,099 --> 00:46:22,337
You don't have to answer, but is father there?

582
00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:31,750
No... I mean...,
It turned out that...

583
00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:37,791
Then I had to go to Copenhagen.
Have you been to Copenhagen?

584
00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:42,541
Exactly, she did
I'm taking a trip to Denmark.

585
00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:49,208
I don't understand now
I feel really stupid now.

586
00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:54,291
Is that some secret language?
I got myself fertilized.

587
00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:58,500
Well no! Really?

588
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:03,291
God, that's so modern!
Amazing, Cissi.

589
00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:06,541
That's amazing. You can do it yourself.

590
00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:11,041
It's your life and your child.
You can do without a man.

591
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:15,916
You've always been a fighter, Cissi.
You will be alone.

592
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,500
We are here for you.
You don't need a man.

593
00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:28,250
It can be pretty fun sometimes.
I'm getting hot, I can feel it now.

594
00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:31,458
I have to go outside for some air.

595
00:47:31,541 --> 00:47:34,750
I will be back soon.

596
00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:38,708
Simon...
Why didn't you tell me about Cissi?

597
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:48,458
Cissi! what's going on You will freeze!
You see what is happening!

598
00:47:48,541 --> 00:47:51,750
You put me in that situation.

599
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:55,041
Why did you talk about Copenhagen?
That's how it happened.

600
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,750
You want me to lie to the whole family?
That is not needed.

601
00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:04,791
Why didn't you say anything, that's how you are
coward? We will tell them at the right time.

602
00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:07,333
We missed the train.

603
00:48:07,416 --> 00:48:12,250
You had nine whole months to do it
but you missed it.

604
00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:16,125
You had Easter
solstice, Halloween..

605
00:48:16,208 --> 00:48:20,708
It's Christmas Day now
and you keep coughing about it.

606
00:48:20,791 --> 00:48:24,041
We'll tell them. Now. Sorry.

607
00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:29,083
Hey Santa, put on your glasses
and let's have fun

608
00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:33,958
Hey Santa, put on your glasses
and let's have fun

609
00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:39,541
We have little time left
we have different problems

610
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:44,625
Hey Santa, put on your glasses
and let's have fun

611
00:48:44,708 --> 00:48:46,416
Cheers!

612
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,625
Cheers! Cheers!

613
00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:50,875
Cheers, sweetheart.

614
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:54,875
I want to tell you that everything
there is bio on the table.

615
00:48:54,958 --> 00:48:57,583
I like to hear that.

616
00:48:57,666 --> 00:49:03,166
They put so much shit in the food
that one would go blind from it.

617
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:08,333
To be honest, I've been thinking about
that I will vote for the Green Party.

618
00:49:08,416 --> 00:49:10,458
Thank God.

619
00:49:10,541 --> 00:49:14,375
I've been voting for that party since I can remember.

620
00:49:14,458 --> 00:49:19,708
But then I did
the election test

621
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:24,291
and I found out that I'm Swedish
a democrat They allowed themselves too much!

622
00:49:24,375 --> 00:49:28,916
So I took the test again,
but I was still a Swedish Democrat.

623
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,708
Maybe we should tonight
they should have left out politics.

624
00:49:32,791 --> 00:49:38,625
We will eat each other and not offend anyone.

625
00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:40,208
will you say that

626
00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:44,500
God, what kind of world is it today
when everyone gets offended.

627
00:49:44,583 --> 00:49:49,916
And just the differences between us
it forces us to be active.

628
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,791
We must be able to name things
by their real name.

629
00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:57,750
I'm fucking Greek, that's what it is.

630
00:49:57,833 --> 00:50:01,458
My son is gay. He is great.

631
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:05,750
Carina is also great,
but twice Rami's age.

632
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:09,208
You are an ass and a nigger.

633
00:50:09,291 --> 00:50:12,583
GunBritt, you are a Sweden Democrat.

634
00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:19,833
I think we should toast to that!
That I'm not a boring Swede.

635
00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:22,000
I don't mean that in a bad way.

636
00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:24,583
Cheers. Cheers!

637
00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:27,500
Cheers, honey. Cheers.

638
00:50:30,083 --> 00:50:35,000
When will Santa come?
We'll eat first, the gifts will come later.

639
00:50:35,083 --> 00:50:39,291
What are you even doing, Carina?
I am a speech therapist.

640
00:50:39,375 --> 00:50:45,083
That's how we met. I came to see Carina
with your little problem.

641
00:50:45,166 --> 00:50:48,250
I'm going for more pickled herring.

642
00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:51,291
Foot problems? What?

643
00:50:51,375 --> 00:50:55,500
You work with your feet, don't you?
No, I'm a speech therapist.

644
00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:58,666
That's... That's speech work.

645
00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:02,083
With a speech impediment. Rami is crazy.

646
00:51:02,166 --> 00:51:06,083
Yes, I screwed up way more.
That hurts.

647
00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:09,875
Besides, I have a job
where i can't read

648
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:11,875
And where do you work?

649
00:51:11,958 --> 00:51:14,083
I am a salesperson at Samsung!

650
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:26,208
God, that's funny! Samsung...

651
00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:29,500
Were you a lesbian then?

652
00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:35,583
Sorry, such questions...
on the body.

653
00:51:35,666 --> 00:51:39,875
You're just scared.
Rami, it's not the same thing.

654
00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:43,625
But Cecilie is a lesbian.

655
00:51:43,708 --> 00:51:49,833
I don't want to spoil your mood
but i'm not a lesbian

656
00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:54,250
I'm sorry, I thought...
That's okay.

657
00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:58,958
Listen and wonder
I am also heterosexual.

658
00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:04,666
It is understandable that you confuse words,
when they are very similar.

659
00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:08,166
You're not a lesbian just because
that you read about them.

660
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:12,166
Unless you're really unlucky.
Thanks, mom.

661
00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:18,333
When I was young, the word gay
meant cheerful.

662
00:52:18,416 --> 00:52:24,541
And what were the gays called?
Singers or dancers.

663
00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:28,625
But there were no lesbians back then.

664
00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:33,458
When does the Christmas calendar start?
Now. You can get up from the table now.

665
00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:36,125
Well, thanks.

666
00:52:36,208 --> 00:52:40,375
will you come with me
This is not the show for me.

667
00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:45,750
I think I'm a little old for that.
Who the hell isn't too old?

668
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:57,125
Aren't you going to look at the Christmas calendar?
He doesn't want to.

669
00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:04,916
So guys...

670
00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:11,666
So yeah... Okay.

671
00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:21,625
We want to tell you something.

672
00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:27,416
We know we want to live together
and we are engaged as you know.

673
00:53:36,625 --> 00:53:42,333
We moved into this house
together with Cissi.

674
00:53:42,416 --> 00:53:46,666
We bought this house
along with Cissi.

675
00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:50,875
What do you mean huh?
So she owns him too?

676
00:53:53,291 --> 00:53:56,791
That's good, so you have credit
all three of them.

677
00:53:56,875 --> 00:54:00,708
It's good for those who don't have
no income if that's what you mean Oscar.

678
00:54:00,791 --> 00:54:04,125
And with this, the house is officially opened.

679
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:10,375
For some time now we have felt
that we are missing something.

680
00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:18,000
Therefore, we would like to give you the most beautiful one
Christmas present we can give.

681
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:26,041
Cissi wasn't in Copenhagen,
and the child's father is not an unknown donor.

682
00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:28,833
Simply, we are both fathers.

683
00:54:28,916 --> 00:54:31,333
We will be dads!

684
00:54:31,416 --> 00:54:37,125
We are expecting a baby with Cissi.
This is our Christmas gift to you.

685
00:54:47,041 --> 00:54:49,333
Darling...

686
00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:09,541
God, this is unbelievable.
Congratulations to all three!

687
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:13,500
Congratulations bro.
Congratulations, Grandma.

688
00:55:13,583 --> 00:55:18,916
Congratulations... to us.

689
00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:31,000
And who is the father? It's both of us.

690
00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:35,458
How is that?
We probably shouldn't discuss it.

691
00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:38,666
How is this possible?
We just mixed the seed.

692
00:55:38,750 --> 00:55:43,750
And they fertilized.
Pretty funny, there are a lot of twists and turns.

693
00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:49,083
They should realize
that there are a lot of complications.

694
00:55:49,166 --> 00:55:53,250
We are fathers it sure sounds like it
well in theory

695
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:56,708
but no one can have two fathers.

696
00:55:56,791 --> 00:56:00,250
Where did you come to her?
Are you not gay anymore?

697
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:04,458
He who is the father is legally responsible.

698
00:56:04,541 --> 00:56:06,375
Which one of you is the father, Oscar?

699
00:56:06,458 --> 00:56:09,041
That's our business.
But not legally.

700
00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:13,291
They don't even know who the father is.
What if it's not Simon.

701
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:17,083
Two sperm cannot fertilize
one egg.

702
00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:22,291
This is important from a legal point of view.
Don't you want to congratulate us?

703
00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:27,291
I congratulate you when it is
legally resolved.

704
00:56:27,375 --> 00:56:28,666
Congratulations.

705
00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:31,958
New addition to the family,
shouldn't we be happy

706
00:56:32,041 --> 00:56:37,500
I am really happy. amazing
that you are suddenly so positive.

707
00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:40,708
Is it wrong? No, it's amazing.

708
00:56:40,791 --> 00:56:46,708
But from your welcoming attitude
there is some but.

709
00:56:46,791 --> 00:56:51,125
I don't understand why you are with us
they didn't solve before.

710
00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:54,833
We wanted you all to get together
and then tell you all at once.

711
00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:58,583
It probably doesn't matter. Sure.

712
00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:03,458
I feel like you cut us off.
She is already in advanced pregnancy.

713
00:57:03,541 --> 00:57:09,000
We have failed as parents.
Now he's included you.

714
00:57:09,083 --> 00:57:14,750
It's a shock. Don't you understand that?

715
00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:18,791
Are you already... How can I say it?

716
00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:23,291
Have you really thought this through?
What do you mean?

717
00:57:23,375 --> 00:57:27,625
We're not talking about any kittens, after all.
about no Tamagotchi.

718
00:57:27,708 --> 00:57:29,875
It's a child, it's life!

719
00:57:29,958 --> 00:57:35,083
And raising a child is
difficult even in a normal family.

720
00:57:35,166 --> 00:57:40,458
And we're not a normal family?
Don't take my word for it, you know what I mean.

721
00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:45,958
No, I definitely don't know.
I'm not saying you're not normal.

722
00:57:46,041 --> 00:57:49,791
That it's not normal
you can't say that.

723
00:57:49,875 --> 00:57:56,583
Dad doesn't think it's normal
just a little less common.

724
00:57:56,666 --> 00:58:01,458
It deviates from the norm.
No, it's abnormal.

725
00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:07,750
You have to sit here and listen
all the details?

726
00:58:07,833 --> 00:58:13,541
They say to show more understanding.
What? Was that in the Christmas calendar?

727
00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:16,458
Leave him alone.

728
00:58:17,791 --> 00:58:19,291
Stay seated.

729
00:58:19,375 --> 00:58:22,916
Was there pepper in those dolmars? No.

730
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:29,625
So it had to be a pebble.
He must have been because I have a stone in my mouth.

731
00:58:29,708 --> 00:58:34,416
Maybe it's a herringbone.
I think it's from the dolmarn.

732
00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:40,958
So drink some water.
Let her have a look.

733
00:58:41,041 --> 00:58:46,750
Think of her heart.
Put that aside now.

734
00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:48,250
How is it going?

735
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:52,291
You don't know what can happen.

736
00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:55,791
Hell, it's cool.

737
00:58:55,875 --> 00:59:01,750
I mean, the whole thing. You mix it in a cup
and then it is used.

738
00:59:01,833 --> 00:59:05,583
And I don't have to... lie at all.

739
00:59:06,458 --> 00:59:11,250
This is really incredible.

740
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,125
Of course.

741
00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:19,208
I was thinking about
dear Cissi how are you feeling...

742
00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:23,791
That you have two fathers for your child?

743
00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:29,833
I'm going to be a mom with two of the best people
that I have ever met.

744
00:59:29,916 --> 00:59:34,833
It's just an amazing feeling.

745
00:59:34,916 --> 00:59:38,000
And is it even legal?

746
00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:44,583
What happens when Cissi hits
to another, or two, and just leave?

747
00:59:44,666 --> 00:59:50,041
What do you mean Ulf?
Do you have any legal relationship between you?

748
00:59:50,125 --> 00:59:55,750
I see thousands torn in my work
families because they acted in good faith.

749
00:59:55,833 --> 01:00:00,458
We know exactly what we are doing.
It scares me.

750
01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:07,500
Oral agreements do not apply here.
A child cannot have three representatives.

751
01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:10,750
Only the biological father has his rights.

752
01:00:10,833 --> 01:00:17,333
This is where you will live mom
dad, dad and baby?

753
01:00:17,416 --> 01:00:22,583
I'm glad you care, we can
help by saying we are fine

754
01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:24,375
And the baby is fine too.

755
01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:28,083
We don't know the gender yet
it will be a surprise.

756
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:32,958
Estimated date of birth
it's the second of january

757
01:00:33,041 --> 01:00:37,958
We are incredibly happy
that you are grandparents.

758
01:00:40,916 --> 01:00:45,000
Excuse me, I'm just going to…
I just have to...

759
01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:54,750
Simon...

760
01:00:57,250 --> 01:01:02,625
What is the bad atmosphere here?
Has anyone died?

761
01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:06,541
No, grandma. Oscar told us
that he will be a father.

762
01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:10,583
What did I tell you, Ulf?
He's not gay!

763
01:01:14,625 --> 01:01:16,333
Damn!

764
01:01:17,458 --> 01:01:22,375
We wanted a "Fanny and Alexander" Christmas. That
surely there is nothing more Bergmannian than this.

765
01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:26,166
Is everything okay? Yes, it is.

766
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:29,625
Is that right, Oscar? Yeah, it's ok.

767
01:01:29,708 --> 01:01:32,875
I'll see what Cissi is doing.

768
01:01:37,166 --> 01:01:40,500
I thought, in my foolishness,
that they could be happy.

769
01:01:40,583 --> 01:01:44,250
It will come, just give them some time.

770
01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:54,375
They are a little more upset because…
Because?

771
01:01:56,666 --> 01:02:03,750
Jacob left me.
I understood that.

772
01:02:03,833 --> 01:02:10,791
Damn, it's hard. How does it feel?
I don't know. I think good.

773
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:17,250
I don't know how to tell Ebba.

774
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:21,416
Or dad for that matter.
Dad?

775
01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:25,541
In his eyes, Jacob is the perfect son-in-law.

776
01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:27,916
The son I am not.

777
01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:36,541
Yes, it will be Christmas
which little Ebba will not forget.

778
01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:39,375
You are right.

779
01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:43,708
What are we going to do now?
We can't go home.

780
01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:51,875
For example, Santa should be here.
Yes, it's a shame.

781
01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:57,166
will you help me With what?

782
01:02:57,250 --> 01:03:00,833
With that costume. I brought him.

783
01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:11,000
<i>Silent night, holy night</i>

784
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:13,166
I'm going to have a cigarette. do you smoke

785
01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:14,958
No.

786
01:03:18,208 --> 01:03:22,625
What is sung at Christmas in Greece?

787
01:03:33,541 --> 01:03:37,333
Silent night. I heard that.

788
01:03:37,416 --> 01:03:39,666
So it's the same. The same.

789
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:43,583
I just stand here and lie and lie.

790
01:03:43,666 --> 01:03:47,750
If it takes, you will have to
put together a text book.

791
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:54,041
Merry Christmas, Ebba. Daddy loves you.
Why is it so damn hard?

792
01:03:55,833 --> 01:04:00,583
Looks like you could use one.

793
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:06,083
Probably yes. Thanks.

794
01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:21,083
If you don't tell anyone.

795
01:04:21,166 --> 01:04:26,416
About a cigarette or a phone call?
About the cigarette, and also about the phone call.

796
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:33,708
I swear. Who was that idiot on the cell phone?

797
01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:41,250
She was the idiot on the phone
husband's mailbox.

798
01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:46,666
I don't want to mess with you
you are like a gangster

799
01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:50,458
I don't usually say this.
That's good.

800
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:54,833
If you don't insist,
you will lose your dignity.

801
01:05:01,333 --> 01:05:05,208
<i>It wasn't, not long ago at Christmas</i>

802
01:05:05,291 --> 01:05:09,166
<i>you could see
poor people on the street.</i>

803
01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:14,583
<i>It was no shame to be poor,
so trash cans and poor people</i>

804
01:05:14,666 --> 01:05:19,416
They didn't have to be out of sight
and they could roam freely.</i>

805
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:22,541
When is Santa coming? I don't know.

806
01:05:22,625 --> 01:05:25,250
Grandpa, grandma, when is Santa coming?

807
01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:30,666
When you get a little down.
In the stomach. Up here.

808
01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:36,583
Nobody picks it up. We will be
to play. I'm sure Santa will come.

809
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:42,916
I have a big belly.
A little more up.

810
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:48,416
Now we have to stick together.
That is the most important thing.

811
01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:54,083
hey how's it going
Pretty cool.

812
01:05:54,166 --> 01:06:01,583
You know, we think it's awesome
in every respect. Or not?

813
01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:05,958
But an incredible amount has happened.

814
01:06:06,041 --> 01:06:10,625
Yes, we know that.
Do you have time to clean and renovate?

815
01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:15,791
Yeah, we can do it. But not today.
We have other things to do today.

816
01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:19,166
Among other things, there will be Santa who...
can come anytime

817
01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:23,083
Family Christmas is now on me.

818
01:06:23,166 --> 01:06:28,000
It is important to do it right,
precisely and with charm.

819
01:06:28,083 --> 01:06:33,500
I think you can handle it.
My stomach is rising.

820
01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:38,333
You are a nice person who stands
behind people he barely knows.

821
01:06:38,416 --> 01:06:42,708
Being Santa is an honorable task.

822
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:47,333
Oscar said he had money.
Where did he get them?

823
01:06:47,416 --> 01:06:51,500
He has money. Shouldn't he have any?

824
01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:57,041
He has a blocked account with his father's inheritance.

825
01:06:58,333 --> 01:07:02,291
Is it the same account?
The one still in use.

826
01:07:02,375 --> 01:07:06,791
They are a bit broken.
Did he take it from that account?

827
01:07:06,875 --> 01:07:10,875
Did you know that? But baby...

828
01:07:10,958 --> 01:07:14,291
Answer me man!
Yes, she knew.

829
01:07:14,375 --> 01:07:20,708
It should make sense.
I thought that made sense.

830
01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:23,583
You will have to help me.

831
01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:28,750
Ulf!

832
01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:39,583
Ulf!

833
01:07:42,791 --> 01:07:45,916
what are you doing Nothing.

834
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:51,583
You kicked me!
I didn't kick you.

835
01:07:51,666 --> 01:07:56,750
You kicked me, Ulf!
I just pushed you.

836
01:07:59,458 --> 01:08:05,708
I don't understand what you are doing. my god

837
01:08:09,291 --> 01:08:16,083
Ulf, what's the matter with you?
why are you behaving like this

838
01:08:16,166 --> 01:08:19,500
You are so mean! Am I bad?

839
01:08:19,583 --> 01:08:24,291
When you act like this.
Did you want me to help you decorate?

840
01:08:24,375 --> 01:08:28,166
Wipe the plates, hang the glitter balls
and other cow stuff?

841
01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:33,625
Stop it! why are you so angry

842
01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:37,000
What are you afraid of, darling?

843
01:08:37,083 --> 01:08:43,500
You didn't lose Oscar.
I don't have a son anymore.

844
01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:49,208
Crap. Ask if he would like to go fishing.
You have to dare, Ulf.

845
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:52,458
I can't do that.
He would like nothing better.

846
01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:57,000
Not now that...
It's just warmer, that's all.

847
01:08:57,083 --> 01:09:01,750
There is nothing wrong with that.
No, it's not that bad.

848
01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:05,958
Fag. Shit!

849
01:09:06,041 --> 01:09:11,583
And what are you going to do next?
I lost you too.

850
01:09:13,375 --> 01:09:18,375
He will give you a second grandchild.
What else could you want?

851
01:09:21,875 --> 01:09:26,458
what happened to the man
who i love

852
01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:07,458
I'm tired of it.

853
01:10:08,541 --> 01:10:13,125
It's about time. I don't know where they are.

854
01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:18,166
Well, here you are! where is dad
In the toilet.

855
01:10:21,916 --> 01:10:24,666
Ok... Then we'll have to start without him.

856
01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:30,041
It's seven o'clock and that means
it's time for Christmas presents.

857
01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:34,625
According to our plan
another surprise follows.

858
01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:39,833
It is very accurate and that's it
important for a day like this

859
01:10:39,916 --> 01:10:42,708
because he has a lot of work.

860
01:10:42,791 --> 01:10:47,791
Introducing our next guest,
turn around

861
01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:50,750
and look out the window.

862
01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:55,791
Look, here we go! Santa is coming!

863
01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:58,791
This will be fun!

864
01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:12,875
Hello Santa! Come on. We welcome you.

865
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:19,416
Are there any good kids?
Yes, I think so.

866
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:23,333
You were too fast, darling.

867
01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:30,791
Even the big kids want to say hello.
Is there anyone nice...?

868
01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:37,458
Aren't there two Santas?
That's more than I expected.

869
01:11:37,541 --> 01:11:42,833
Grandma would definitely explain it to us.
Yes, that would be lovely.

870
01:11:43,708 --> 01:11:45,875
Ebba, we have two Santas!

871
01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:50,708
What will happen now? Yes, what now?

872
01:11:50,791 --> 01:11:56,791
This happens so rarely in life,
that suddenly two Santas come.

873
01:11:56,875 --> 01:12:00,375
Aren't there three Santas? No.

874
01:12:00,458 --> 01:12:03,875
But there are two of them and they are brothers.

875
01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:08,416
Santa brothers. Exactly.

876
01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:13,041
Shall we sing and dance?
No, GunBritt.

877
01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:16,416
Just ordinary brothers and Santas.

878
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:22,416
Ebba, the world is so big
that there must be two Santas

879
01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:29,750
to reach all countries
and there they distributed gifts.

880
01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:36,250
Tell all family members:
Hello, this is Swedish Santa.

881
01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:42,125
Hello everyone. Hello, hello.

882
01:12:42,208 --> 01:12:45,666
Hello, Santa. Hi bro.

883
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:48,875
Wasn't it seven o'clock? Yes, it was.

884
01:12:48,958 --> 01:12:52,583
I think it's on the schedule today
all was not well.

885
01:12:52,666 --> 01:12:58,250
Yes, according to the world schedule.
Yes, if you want to call it that.

886
01:12:58,333 --> 01:13:02,583
So now we'll have to from here
leave and say goodbye.

887
01:13:07,416 --> 01:13:11,833
Ebba, say goodbye to Santa.
With Santa's brother.

888
01:13:11,916 --> 01:13:15,083
come on baby Merry Christmas!

889
01:13:15,166 --> 01:13:16,958
Merry Christmas!

890
01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:20,500
I'll figure it out.
Why didn't they tell me?

891
01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:24,875
What a wonderful surprise!

892
01:13:30,166 --> 01:13:34,291
This is where Santa will be sitting.
Yes, exactly.

893
01:13:43,916 --> 01:13:49,125
Are there any good kids?
Let's see, little girl!

894
01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:51,958
Have you been good this year? Yes.

895
01:13:58,125 --> 01:14:02,625
Hello Santa! Hello Santa.

896
01:14:06,416 --> 01:14:13,291
You have little competition.
Yes, I have a brother who helps me shop.

897
01:14:13,375 --> 01:14:16,875
Thank you very much. Not enough.

898
01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:20,750
Hey, hey. Thank you. Hey, hey.

899
01:14:20,833 --> 01:14:24,833
Yes... My God, Oscar.

900
01:14:24,916 --> 01:14:28,875
You could have said something.
Yes, you too.

901
01:14:28,958 --> 01:14:32,458
What were we supposed to say? We didn't know anything.
Ho, ho!

902
01:14:32,541 --> 01:14:35,250
Ho, Ho!

903
01:14:35,333 --> 01:14:37,666
I was ready for anything.

904
01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:40,375
We weren't allowed to bring food
not even Christmas presents.

905
01:14:40,458 --> 01:14:44,750
Yes, for children, because you are
they should have had a completely different Christmas present.

906
01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:47,625
Yes, my god...

907
01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:52,875
I thought you wouldn't have Santa.
We didn't say that.

908
01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:58,083
Why can't dad be Santa?
It's so important to him.

909
01:14:58,166 --> 01:15:01,125
Do you want me to talk to him?
No, I don't want to.

910
01:15:01,208 --> 01:15:05,916
You shouldn't.
He will be alone for a while.

911
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:10,416
<i>Santa is on the moon
and looks down</i>curiously

912
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:14,833
<i>There's a Santa on the Moon
he sits calmly and smiles</i>

913
01:15:14,916 --> 01:15:19,250
<i>Santa is on the moon
and softly sings to his song</i>

914
01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:23,500
<i>Love, love for love,
love only</i>

915
01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:27,625
<i>Santa is on the moon
and looks down</i>curiously

916
01:15:27,708 --> 01:15:32,166
<i>There's a Santa on the Moon
he sits calmly and smiles</i>

917
01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:36,833
<i>To all the children in the world
he whispers a comforting word</i>

918
01:15:36,916 --> 01:15:40,000
<i>To all the lonely hearts,
to all the earth</i>'s children

919
01:15:40,083 --> 01:15:45,750
So answer. Did you see that photo?

920
01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:49,500
This is no joke, I had two Santas.
Totally crazy!

921
01:15:56,875 --> 01:16:02,375
Ulf... You were so good.
It suited you terribly.

922
01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:05,208
You Ulf?

923
01:16:05,291 --> 01:16:07,750
Ebba was in seventh heaven.

924
01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:10,041
Ulf?

925
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,666
where are you darling

926
01:16:14,541 --> 01:16:16,375
Ulf?

927
01:16:24,166 --> 01:16:26,041
Ulf?

928
01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:34,291
For God's sake. What the hell is this?

929
01:16:43,416 --> 01:16:47,333
Damn! You are afraid.

930
01:16:47,416 --> 01:16:54,041
Yes, people. We searched everything.
It's a basement, so many things!

931
01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:57,625
I can't find him.
I think he went for a walk.

932
01:16:57,708 --> 01:17:02,208
He's coming, mom.
Oscar, you know what dad is like.

933
01:17:02,291 --> 01:17:08,625
It can take a very long time.
I have no energy, I want peace and quiet.

934
01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:13,208
You couldn't just tell me
that you already have Santa?

935
01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:19,166
Monica, it's not your fault.
Stop it. Come on, mom.

936
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:26,375
Let's draw a thick line behind it.
Does Santa's wife want something to drink?

937
01:17:27,791 --> 01:17:32,083
Yes, thank you. Something strong.
I'll take care of it.

938
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:36,666
I'll have to ask you anyway.

939
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:42,625
you really don't know
who is the father of that child?

940
01:17:42,708 --> 01:17:46,625
Finally, we are dads.
Mom, stop it.

941
01:17:46,708 --> 01:17:50,583
Don't tell me to stop!
I need to know.

942
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:55,916
I need to know. What if Cissi
won't he suddenly want two dads?

943
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,625
Maybe she just wants one
maybe neither of you.

944
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:04,250
She will meet the man of her life,
and you won't be.

945
01:18:04,333 --> 01:18:10,958
You must have a contract.
Otherwise it doesn't work.

946
01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:16,041
Be smart. Think about it.

947
01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:31,083
What if they are right?
What do you mean?

948
01:18:31,166 --> 01:18:37,291
What if Cissi meets someone
what will happen to us then?

949
01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:40,625
we talked about
we'll still be dads.

950
01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:45,750
Did you hear what she told you? By law
there can only be one father.

951
01:18:45,833 --> 01:18:50,666
Do you think we made a mistake?
I don't know, Simon.

952
01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:56,291
So what is it about?
I think we'll have to do a DNA test.

953
01:18:56,375 --> 01:19:02,583
DNA test? Let's believe Cissi!
Yes, but that's not what I'm talking about.

954
01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:07,333
we have to do something
to be sure.

955
01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:16,541
Hi mom, it's me again.
I just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.

956
01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:20,083
Why don't you listen to us? Kiss

957
01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:33,458
This house is so messy.

958
01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:37,500
They have so much to do than
the child is born. I'm quite scared.

959
01:19:37,583 --> 01:19:42,125
Look at the lot of things!
Everywhere, it needs to be cleaned.

960
01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:45,958
Just a few weeks before the birth.
That's not very smart.

961
01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:52,708
I believe they know what they are doing.
Just admit you're a little paranoid.

962
01:19:52,791 --> 01:19:56,000
Aren't you a little paranoid?
Okay, a little bit.

963
01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:59,791
How can you be so calm?
What's that noise?

964
01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:02,250
What the hell was that?!

965
01:20:06,125 --> 01:20:08,000
are you ok Yes.

966
01:20:08,083 --> 01:20:10,000
Isn't it too heavy? No, it isn't.

967
01:20:10,083 --> 01:20:15,458
It's so big and time goes by so fast.
He looks so calm.

968
01:20:15,541 --> 01:20:18,416
Put her on the couch.

969
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:23,625
She was completely exhausted by the Santa brothers.
Poor thing, totally confused.

970
01:20:23,708 --> 01:20:29,375
I'm exhausted myself.
I'll just take it.

971
01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:32,500
Yes? <i>Can I talk to her?</i>

972
01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:36,791
No, he's sleeping. what do you think

973
01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:41,666
Are you crazy? Wake her up?

974
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:48,041
I didn't even know if you would call.

975
01:20:48,833 --> 01:20:54,458
No, but... If you mind me
yell, hang up.

976
01:20:54,541 --> 01:20:56,208
No!

977
01:20:56,291 --> 01:20:59,541
Stupid idiot!

978
01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:11,250
Hi Jacob.
We don't want you to call anymore.

979
01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:14,958
Sofia and I are trying to celebrate Christmas.
<i>Who the hell are you?</i>

980
01:21:15,041 --> 01:21:22,500
I'm Rami. Her new boyfriend.
You should know that. Merry Christmas.

981
01:21:24,166 --> 01:21:27,833
I apologize. That's okay.

982
01:21:27,916 --> 01:21:31,708
I couldn't help myself.
That's okay.

983
01:21:34,791 --> 01:21:38,083
You... Yes.

984
01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:42,666
Thanks for the help. Glad it happened.

985
01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:48,666
You didn't ask for anything, not even a child,
not even on the house. Aren't you a little scared?

986
01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:55,958
Yes, but I don't want him to cut us off again.

987
01:21:56,041 --> 01:22:03,666
Just look at Oscar's family.
Poor thing, he has such boring parents.

988
01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:09,750
Were we that boring when we got married?
You and me? So maybe you.

989
01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:12,625
Yes, exactly.

990
01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:16,958
I was joking. It was a joke.

991
01:22:17,041 --> 01:22:20,875
A large collection.
There is wine of all varieties.

992
01:22:20,958 --> 01:22:26,250
Dad Ulf took care of it
and his well-stocked wallet.

993
01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:29,791
He's a guy!
It acts like a social insurance company!

994
01:22:29,875 --> 01:22:37,541
Simon said he was in their company
incredibly nervous and uneasy.

995
01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:41,333
Are you uncomfortable with me?

996
01:22:41,416 --> 01:22:47,375
It's like a silent miracle here.
I'm not uncomfortable with you.

997
01:22:47,458 --> 01:22:51,000
I've been watching you and Simon all night.

998
01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:56,333
He has your laugh and Alex has your smile.

999
01:22:56,416 --> 01:22:59,416
Look. What the hell...?!

1000
01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:06,666
are you crazy Maybe you should think about it
over how you behave.

1001
01:23:06,750 --> 01:23:10,875
Carina and Mr. Santorini.
Are you listening?

1002
01:23:10,958 --> 01:23:17,583
what are you doing here
I want to wish you a merry Christmas!

1003
01:23:21,541 --> 01:23:27,958
what are you saying
I say I love your son.

1004
01:23:28,041 --> 01:23:34,500
And I don't want to be alone with you.

1005
01:23:34,583 --> 01:23:36,333
You have to listen to me!

1006
01:23:39,916 --> 01:23:43,541
Monica! where have you been darling

1007
01:23:43,625 --> 01:23:46,625
We are going to the hotel.
what is wrong with you

1008
01:23:46,708 --> 01:23:50,208
Nothing, but we're leaving early
before something happens.

1009
01:23:50,291 --> 01:23:55,041
I don't feel welcome here.
But we became friends.

1010
01:23:55,125 --> 01:24:01,625
Go down to the basement. There Miltiadis and yours
cuddly aunts have a private wine tasting.

1011
01:24:01,708 --> 01:24:03,958
what are you saying What happened?

1012
01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:08,333
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
So say it, Miltiadis.

1013
01:24:08,416 --> 01:24:14,250
How does it taste on the tongue? Full of flavor?
Fresh, fruity? Year old lasagna?

1014
01:24:14,333 --> 01:24:19,750
We are all really curious!
This is a complete misunderstanding!

1015
01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:23,875
Whatever you do, you'll work it out.

1016
01:24:23,958 --> 01:24:29,166
I was just in the basement.
And he was eavesdropping on us!

1017
01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:34,333
What the hell is that? Christmas calendar?
I heard you and that donkey...

1018
01:24:34,416 --> 01:24:38,708
I've had enough.
You wave your hands like a traffic light.

1019
01:24:38,791 --> 01:24:43,375
You keep raising your voice!
Exactly.

1020
01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:47,958
Can't we just let it go?
Merry Christmas!

1021
01:24:49,791 --> 01:24:52,375
Wow, that looks good!

1022
01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:57,458
Looks great, mommy and me
we have to thank for us.

1023
01:24:57,541 --> 01:25:00,250
But, honey... We want to go now.

1024
01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:05,583
Maybe I should go.
Why does everyone want to go?

1025
01:25:05,666 --> 01:25:12,500
No one leaves until we know
what happened Miltiadis insulted our family.

1026
01:25:12,583 --> 01:25:15,875
They claim I financed
your wine cellar.

1027
01:25:15,958 --> 01:25:20,541
This is Cissi.
Yes, I am a sommelier.

1028
01:25:20,625 --> 01:25:23,458
I thought you were a chef.
Yes, I am.

1029
01:25:23,541 --> 01:25:28,166
Chef and sommelier?
I hope you have time to be a mother too.

1030
01:25:28,250 --> 01:25:30,333
What are you talking about, Ulf?

1031
01:25:30,416 --> 01:25:35,333
We don't want you to feel uncomfortable.
What?

1032
01:25:35,416 --> 01:25:40,916
Ulf heard that he was in their company
you feel uncomfortable

1033
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,666
What?

1034
01:25:42,750 --> 01:25:48,166
Yes, I feel uncomfortable
in your company, Ulf.

1035
01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:53,041
When you come to our house
and you will question our way of life.

1036
01:25:53,125 --> 01:25:56,708
In your homophobic eyes
everything should have a certain order.

1037
01:25:56,791 --> 01:26:00,541
Am I a homophobe? Absolutely!

1038
01:26:00,625 --> 01:26:06,041
That's why we didn't talk for five years.
You are homophobic!

1039
01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:13,500
Does everything have to be about your homosexuality?
Does everything have to be about being gay?

1040
01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:19,791
We can't just have one fucked up day
so we don't argue?

1041
01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:26,125
We're gay, dad.
That's not a hell of a state we chose.

1042
01:26:26,208 --> 01:26:28,666
It is our daily life.

1043
01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:34,291
We know that. We know, Oscar.

1044
01:26:34,375 --> 01:26:40,750
Trust me! But do you have to talk about it all the time?

1045
01:26:40,833 --> 01:26:46,208
It's all about the gays
licking and about porn. But what are you saying?

1046
01:26:46,291 --> 01:26:51,791
Is there nothing else on your mind but sex?
I saw the fucking gay parade.

1047
01:26:51,875 --> 01:26:58,041
We don't walk around with dildos on our foreheads
they showed that we are heterosexual!

1048
01:26:58,125 --> 01:27:04,000
When I fuck in Hötorget
it's outrageous behavior.

1049
01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:10,083
But if two buggers do it,
it is a reason for tolerance.

1050
01:27:10,166 --> 01:27:14,208
We did everything for you.
You can be anything you want.

1051
01:27:14,291 --> 01:27:17,708
We said you can do whatever you want.
So you became gay!

1052
01:27:17,791 --> 01:27:24,291
What about us?
Have you ever thought about us?

1053
01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:29,291
My dad made me go to law school.

1054
01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:34,541
I wanted to be a hard rocker.
What lyrics he wrote!

1055
01:27:34,625 --> 01:27:40,750
Do you think I got it from my parents?
No, so I became a lawyer.

1056
01:27:40,833 --> 01:27:47,125
I took responsibility for my life.
Do you know what it means to take responsibility?

1057
01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:54,583
So you and Sofia would...
We tried to raise you to be free!

1058
01:27:54,666 --> 01:28:00,791
We said, do what you want.
And what are you doing?

1059
01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:06,375
Warm dental hygienist who
staring at people's mouths all day!

1060
01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:08,750
You had a girl! That was it.

1061
01:28:08,833 --> 01:28:14,500
She was totally... It's too late
she married an oil billionaire.

1062
01:28:14,583 --> 01:28:19,458
But you chose to live here
in cracked wallpapers.

1063
01:28:19,541 --> 01:28:22,958
What about the mold, Simon?
We can do it!

1064
01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:26,791
You are sitting here in a barrack made of plastic
and you eat lentil soup.

1065
01:28:26,875 --> 01:28:31,541
They say: we are starting a family! Group
hugging and masturbating into a jam glass.

1066
01:28:31,625 --> 01:28:35,625
Then lie down and fuck. Shit!
Stop it!

1067
01:28:35,708 --> 01:28:41,291
I'm tired of always defending myself.

1068
01:28:41,375 --> 01:28:46,083
If you want to accuse me of something,
so you are worse than Hitler!

1069
01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:50,708
You won't get another penny from me.

1070
01:28:50,791 --> 01:28:54,416
It's not your money Oscar wants.

1071
01:28:54,500 --> 01:29:00,208
The only thing he wants is to hear
that he is really good.

1072
01:29:00,291 --> 01:29:06,750
I always told Simon that.
That's not true, Dad.

1073
01:29:06,833 --> 01:29:09,416
I hear you and your mom are just arguing.

1074
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:13,375
That you'd rather die than admit to your family
that Simon is gay.

1075
01:29:13,458 --> 01:29:18,375
Is it true?
Stop it! Stop now!

1076
01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:21,333
Stop it, that's enough!

1077
01:29:22,083 --> 01:29:27,458
All my life, every Christmas day
ends in complete disaster!

1078
01:29:28,625 --> 01:29:34,458
That's why I wanted to break up with you.
And now I'm here!

1079
01:29:34,541 --> 01:29:38,708
Humiliated and embarrassed by everything
this crap!

1080
01:29:38,791 --> 01:29:40,791
You bastard!

1081
01:29:42,333 --> 01:29:47,458
And in the middle of it are you two
what they began to doubt.

1082
01:29:47,541 --> 01:29:51,875
I can see it in you
and I even heard it.

1083
01:29:54,083 --> 01:30:00,125
It's a little late for me.
It can't be taken back.

1084
01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:04,958
But I never wanted to say that.

1085
01:30:05,266 --> 01:30:07,217
She didn't want to.

1086
01:30:13,458 --> 01:30:16,993
I don't want it surrounded by this
my child

1087
01:30:20,945 --> 01:30:22,703
I don't want this...

1088
01:30:27,750 --> 01:30:30,118
I will not participate in this anymore.

1089
01:30:35,458 --> 01:30:39,833
But Cissi, wait! Give me a break!

1090
01:30:39,916 --> 01:30:43,750
Don't follow me! Give me a break!

1091
01:30:49,458 --> 01:30:52,208
Are you satisfied yet?

1092
01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:09,208
Dad, you know Jacob left me, right?
He doesn't work today.

1093
01:31:09,291 --> 01:31:13,000
Sofia... I know you know.

1094
01:31:13,083 --> 01:31:17,166
I am a single mother now.
Better that than nothing at all.

1095
01:31:17,250 --> 01:31:22,708
I wish my child could have
two fathers like Oscar and Simon.

1096
01:31:26,708 --> 01:31:32,875
What are we going to do now?
Yes, what are we going to do?

1097
01:31:32,958 --> 01:31:35,500
What the hell are we going to do?

1098
01:31:42,750 --> 01:31:47,208
Cissi! Come on Simon!
She must be cold.

1099
01:31:47,291 --> 01:31:52,208
Call her.
I'm going for it. Is she downstairs?

1100
01:31:53,750 --> 01:31:55,541
Cissi! He's busy.

1101
01:31:55,625 --> 01:31:59,750
She couldn't get far.
You can't drive.

1102
01:31:59,833 --> 01:32:02,708
But I can! You've been drinking.

1103
01:32:02,791 --> 01:32:06,916
You were drinking anyway. That's my thing.

1104
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:11,208
I only drank a little.
You would need a sober Muslim.

1105
01:32:11,291 --> 01:32:14,375
will you come with me Get on.

1106
01:32:14,458 --> 01:32:18,500
Excuse me, may I ask?
Do Muslims celebrate Christmas?

1107
01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:25,000
Press the start button. Right.

1108
01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:30,333
Don't go too fast. We will miss him.
I have it under control.

1109
01:32:30,416 --> 01:32:34,250
It doesn't matter, stop.
Where do we go?

1110
01:32:34,333 --> 01:32:40,250
Mom, can I sleep with you tonight?

1111
01:32:40,333 --> 01:32:45,416
<i>No, Anders is coming. It would look silly.</i>
Okay, I understand

1112
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:49,375
We'll talk after the weekend.
<i>Okay, let's call.</i>

1113
01:32:49,458 --> 01:32:52,875
<i>Good. Hello.</i> Kiss.

1114
01:33:08,958 --> 01:33:13,791
Look, that's not true.

1115
01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:17,250
Look, look...

1116
01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:21,500
It's blue, Carina.
It will be a boy.

1117
01:33:21,583 --> 01:33:26,125
There, at the booth! Under the parasol.
There it is. stop

1118
01:33:26,208 --> 01:33:30,291
Stay, Alex.
That goes for you too, baby.

1119
01:33:51,458 --> 01:33:54,375
Hi. Hi.

1120
01:33:55,541 --> 01:33:59,041
I can't believe we finally found you.

1121
01:34:00,458 --> 01:34:04,916
can we sit down
Yes, of course.

1122
01:34:12,291 --> 01:34:16,208
We have a green Christmas again this year.

1123
01:34:18,500 --> 01:34:23,333
We are really sorry.
It was all so stupid.

1124
01:34:23,416 --> 01:34:28,583
All about gays.

1125
01:34:29,416 --> 01:34:35,791
When I was the same age as Simon
I visited my relatives in Greece.

1126
01:34:35,875 --> 01:34:38,875
I haven't seen them in three or four years.

1127
01:34:38,958 --> 01:34:44,750
I had earrings so they were shocked.

1128
01:34:44,833 --> 01:34:52,166
The next day my mom said to me: Are you crazy?
Did you become gay in Sweden?

1129
01:34:52,250 --> 01:34:54,708
That's where all the gays are.

1130
01:34:54,791 --> 01:34:58,541
Another country, another way...

1131
01:34:58,625 --> 01:35:03,000
I don't know if you can relate to that.

1132
01:35:03,083 --> 01:35:05,625
Absolutely.

1133
01:35:05,708 --> 01:35:10,375
when i was little
I wanted to be a slalom star.

1134
01:35:10,458 --> 01:35:14,583
Stenmark was my idol.
And the Mahre brothers.

1135
01:35:14,666 --> 01:35:17,541
I saved and sold magazines.

1136
01:35:17,625 --> 01:35:24,666
I bought expensive ski boots,
skis, overalls, cap...

1137
01:35:24,750 --> 01:35:28,291
But there was no slalom slope in Alingsås.

1138
01:35:28,375 --> 01:35:34,125
No hill? No, but he wasn't
no slalom slope on it.

1139
01:35:34,208 --> 01:35:38,250
I can't keep up with him.

1140
01:35:38,333 --> 01:35:46,333
I guess life isn't always the...
I know what you mean.

1141
01:35:51,666 --> 01:35:53,375
Who is it? Alex.

1142
01:35:53,458 --> 01:35:58,708
We found Cissi.
Damn, that's a relief!

1143
01:35:58,791 --> 01:36:03,250
Tell them to hurry.
He mustn't catch a cold!

1144
01:36:03,333 --> 01:36:08,000
You won't find better guys than Oscar and Simon.

1145
01:36:08,083 --> 01:36:13,041
It's not their fault that we...
Make no mistake...

1146
01:36:13,125 --> 01:36:20,583
They love you. Us too.
Even though we don't know you very well.

1147
01:36:20,666 --> 01:36:25,833
But we will do our best to
they were the best grandparents.

1148
01:36:25,916 --> 01:36:28,333
We promise.

1149
01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:30,708
will it be ok Yes.

1150
01:36:30,791 --> 01:36:35,375
It's cold and we have to go
before Cissi catches a cold.

1151
01:36:35,458 --> 01:36:39,958
So... can I?
But he is a gentleman.

1152
01:36:44,375 --> 01:36:46,666
It went pretty well.

1153
01:36:47,541 --> 01:36:54,375
I feel so guilty sometimes. i think
that it's my fault that Oscar is gay.

1154
01:36:54,458 --> 01:36:57,208
What? Yes...

1155
01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:04,125
I am very dominant, Carina.
I noticed that.

1156
01:37:04,208 --> 01:37:11,500
I loved him so much and I think
that my love suffocated him.

1157
01:37:11,583 --> 01:37:15,416
But please Monika...

1158
01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:20,625
You don't think you can someone
too much to love, isn't it?

1159
01:37:20,708 --> 01:37:25,458
When you say that, I think...

1160
01:37:27,708 --> 01:37:34,375
I'm afraid Simon thinks
that I loved him too little.

1161
01:37:34,458 --> 01:37:38,875
And he turned gay anyway.
But honey!

1162
01:37:38,958 --> 01:37:45,500
They found Cissi.
That's fine. We were so afraid.

1163
01:37:46,791 --> 01:37:53,375
But that's peace! Did you do it yourself?
No, our friend Jonas helped us.

1164
01:37:53,458 --> 01:37:56,250
Gardell? What is the matter with you today?

1165
01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:03,500
are you ok
A carpet on the stairs.

1166
01:38:04,916 --> 01:38:06,958
Now I have to take care of Cissi.

1167
01:38:07,041 --> 01:38:12,750
Can I read your book sometime?
I don't know if this is your taste.

1168
01:38:12,833 --> 01:38:18,375
I let myself be surprised.
Maybe I'll surprise you.

1169
01:38:18,458 --> 01:38:23,166
Of course you can read it.
can you forgive me

1170
01:38:25,625 --> 01:38:28,166
You know that...

1171
01:38:29,166 --> 01:38:33,958
Dad. You're going to be a grandpa now.

1172
01:38:35,166 --> 01:38:39,833
You have your whole life to make up for it.

1173
01:38:47,708 --> 01:38:53,583
Oscar, how about we go together
to Greece this summer?

1174
01:38:53,666 --> 01:38:59,375
I invite you. You, Cissi, Simona
and the little one.

1175
01:38:59,458 --> 01:39:01,791
That sounds great.

1176
01:39:05,541 --> 01:39:13,416
You're going to have to move now, or
Cissi freezes. And now here we are.

1177
01:39:13,500 --> 01:39:19,250
Sorry, Cissy. Where should I start?
I have a thousand things on my mind.

1178
01:39:19,333 --> 01:39:26,000
We went around trying to prove
that we are like any other family.

1179
01:39:26,083 --> 01:39:29,333
But we're not.
That should be fine.

1180
01:39:29,416 --> 01:39:34,291
If you don't believe in yourself,
lose dignity.

1181
01:39:34,375 --> 01:39:40,666
I told you so, and I mean it
seriously We must stand together.

1182
01:39:40,750 --> 01:39:46,833
We'll leave it at that.
We're just messing around.

1183
01:39:50,370 --> 01:39:54,232
<i>I wish you all a Merry Christmas</i>

1184
01:39:58,666 --> 01:40:03,375
Did I say something wrong?
No, not at all.

1185
01:40:05,250 --> 01:40:10,208
what's wrong with you I don't know.

1186
01:40:10,916 --> 01:40:17,333
My water broke. We have to do something!
The water broke.

1187
01:40:17,416 --> 01:40:21,375
Customs! But I don't know!

1188
01:40:21,458 --> 01:40:26,291
Water, Oscar! I start the car!

1189
01:40:30,291 --> 01:40:35,291
Cissi, where's the jacket? Here it is!

1190
01:40:36,583 --> 01:40:40,083
Did we pack a bag? Do we have her?

1191
01:40:40,166 --> 01:40:44,416
We don't have a bag. Don't you want that jacket?

1192
01:40:44,500 --> 01:40:46,958
No! Cissi!

1193
01:40:48,833 --> 01:40:50,583
Cissi...

1194
01:40:52,125 --> 01:40:56,458
what's going on It hurts!

1195
01:40:56,541 --> 01:40:58,583
Shall we carry you? That child...

1196
01:40:58,666 --> 01:41:02,000
You work in healthcare, Carina.
I am a speech therapist.

1197
01:41:02,083 --> 01:41:05,083
Someone has to help us.
Håkan is a doctor.

1198
01:41:05,166 --> 01:41:06,958
Who the hell is Håkan? Santa!

1199
01:41:07,041 --> 01:41:10,708
Santa can help us. We do not carry!

1200
01:41:10,791 --> 01:41:13,541
A little further.

1201
01:41:15,583 --> 01:41:21,083
where is everyone
Something very exciting is happening.

1202
01:41:21,166 --> 01:41:22,750
What's more exciting?

1203
01:41:24,208 --> 01:41:27,750
It's okay now. It's snowing!

1204
01:41:29,291 --> 01:41:36,541
God, this is so amazing!
We finally have a white Christmas.

1205
01:41:39,666 --> 01:41:43,083
Shouldn't we focus on this now?

1206
01:41:47,083 --> 01:41:54,333
Don't just stand there, Håkan! Let go
all in. Everyone to the living room!

1207
01:41:54,416 --> 01:41:57,750
Run to the living room!

1208
01:41:57,833 --> 01:42:00,458
Is father here? Here we go!

1209
01:42:00,541 --> 01:42:03,676
Both of them? That's not possible, is it?

1210
01:42:04,875 --> 01:42:06,750
Help me! Stamina!

1211
01:42:08,750 --> 01:42:11,217
I'm closing. We are here!

1212
01:42:25,208 --> 01:42:29,125
It's my fault. She was upset.
That's how it all started.

1213
01:42:29,208 --> 01:42:34,625
when we calm down
we can go through the door.

1214
01:42:34,708 --> 01:42:38,750
Education? It's been a long time.
I only know earwigs.

1215
01:42:38,833 --> 01:42:41,500
I will do it. You are a psychiatrist!

1216
01:42:41,583 --> 01:42:47,333
It's okay, but I'm a woman.
You will assist me. shut up

1217
01:42:48,833 --> 01:42:54,083
If you put it on Instagram,
I will strangle you with the umbilical cord!

1218
01:42:56,208 --> 01:42:59,208
That's it... It's coming.

1219
01:42:59,916 --> 01:43:02,791
Now push. Push!

1220
01:43:15,625 --> 01:43:18,791
Ebba, I think something happened.

1221
01:43:20,791 --> 01:43:23,166
Good God!

1222
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:37,208
what is it Boy.

1223
01:43:37,291 --> 01:43:41,750
What could be better
than the birth of Jesus?

1224
01:43:42,458 --> 01:43:48,500
I think you're in for a miracle
take a closer look, Cissi.

1225
01:43:48,583 --> 01:43:53,458
She's a girl!
Jesus is a girl!

1226
01:43:53,541 --> 01:43:58,750
Sometimes a swollen vagina can
look like a penis

1227
01:44:01,625 --> 01:44:06,416
I have to go get Grandma and Ebba.
I will do it.

1228
01:44:08,916 --> 01:44:13,708
Look at the snow!
See how nice it is?

1229
01:44:13,791 --> 01:44:18,583
And we will have a child.
A little girl.

1230
01:44:20,791 --> 01:44:25,875
Can I take a picture of her?
I would really like that.

1231
01:44:25,958 --> 01:44:32,750
If you promise to put it on Instagram,
for the whole world to see.

1232
01:44:32,833 --> 01:44:36,000
What will it be called? Julia?

1233
01:44:36,083 --> 01:44:39,750
Julie...
Like Christmas! [Swedish Jul]

1234
01:44:39,833 --> 01:44:44,083
That is wonderful!
Good idea, Alex.

1235
01:44:44,166 --> 01:44:46,625
Hi Julie!

1236
01:44:49,166 --> 01:44:52,166
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